On Benadryl and Maker’s Mark
Mixing them? Don’t do it.
I have a pounding headache and I’m drowsy and before anyone asks, this was not for recreational purposes. My eyes itched last night. I have spring allergies (bad ones). So I had to take it. It just happened that I was drinking Maker’s Mark at the time.
The results are bad.
I will avoid this in the future.
On Maker’s Mark and Jell-O
Jell-O is the best whiskey chaser ever, especially when you don’t have a mixer but desperately wish you did.
I also made another discovery. On Tuesday/Wednesday morning, I attempted to pull the stapler-in-Jell-O prank from Season 1 of The Office. You know, when Jim encases Dwight’s stapler in Jell-O and leaves it on his desk? My version of the prank failed (the Jell-O didn’t set right, the mold fell apart, wah-waaah), but in doing so, I discovered something important and amazing.
To make the mold, I needed twice as much Jell-O as one packet provided. The most important thing, for me, was matching color. So I, out of necessity and perhaps lack of foresight, mixed together one pack of strawberry and one pack of cherry.
The resulting Jell-O was uniform in color and tasted EXACTLY like RED. Neither the strawberry nor the cherry overpowered each other, and the combination had NO flavor found in nature.
AMAZING.
RED.
On Awesomeness and Lost
Dudes, how awesome is Lost this year? If you said anything other that SUPER-AWESOME, you’re wrong.
I’m going to go be nerdy and read about it.
OW, my head…
