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Entries from December 2007

So Knives Out, Catch The Mouse

December 31, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Jezebel has a great post today about photographer Nick Ut, the man who won the Pulitzer in thw 1970s for a picture commonly known as “Napalm Girl,” that depicts a screaming, naked child covered in Napalm burns running down a road in Vietnam. The Vietnamese photographer, who lives in LA, also took one of this year’s most famous pictures, the paparazzi snap of Paris sobbing while being taken back to jail in the back of a police car.

Jezebel’s post has two quotes, one from the Washington Post’s Phil Kennicott and one from Ut himself.

From Kennicott:

Paris Hilton has nothing to do with the war. She is not a cause, or a consequence, or a byproduct, or anything else to do with the war. But in her vapidity, her ridiculousness, her unashamed ignorance and narcissism, she suggests to the world that the values we project through means such as war are not decent, serious values. The image of Kim Phuc said to us, “Here is the war, look at it, it’s horrible.” The image of Paris Hilton, seen in the context of Ut’s earlier photograph, says, “Oh, is there a war on? Really? Like, whatever.”

From Ut:

‘It’s a strange feeling because I know I will never take another photograph that’s as good as this – not as long as I live. When I look at my photograph of Kim and my photograph of Paris Hilton, I think they are both good pictures, in their way. I suppose the big difference is that I grew to love Kim, whereas… well, frankly, I don’t give a damn about Paris Hilton.’

Thank you, Jezebel, for finding the two quotes that so adeptly sum up the frustration and loss of hope so many of us have felt this year. And thank you, Phil and Nick, for saying these things in the first place.

Happy Motherfuckin’ New Year, Bitches!!!

–Sara Tenenbaum

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You Can Call Me… Joker

December 27, 2007 · Leave a Comment

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THIS is a link to ONTD, where someone (bless their heart) has scanned the article in Empire Magazine about the new Batman movie, or should I say, the New Joker.

If you haven’t heard, Heath Ledger is going to be playing the Joker in the next Batman movie, and he’s going to be the scariest thing on two legs in the past twenty years, if not longer. Joker is my only favorite Batman character (and, really, I only care about Batman when the Joker is involved) and this is going to be fucking awesome. Heath is playing him as a psychotic sociopath. YES!

It might be nerdy, but I love it.

–Sara Tenenbaum

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Twas The Rhyme Before Christmas (2007 Edition)

December 25, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the world
All the people were watching and reading and curled
Up next to the fire with loved ones at hand
All the tabloids and lad mags found throughout the land

They were reading the gossip, they were reading the news
They were wondering why she wore tights with those shoes
They were looking at Britney at Shell once again
They were looking at castmates who are much more than friends

They were doing the things we’ve done all year long
Choosing drinking and jail time over trade in Hong Kong
Over Justice Departments and floundering wars
Over climate disasters and Congress’s whores

We were scared of reality, and can we be blamed?
Watching ethics and honesty be slowly harangued
From our culture at large as the government worked
To pervert our rights and take back our shirts

We much preferred girls who lived in a place
Where money is given based just on your face
Based just on your body, based just on your hair
Based solely on how you pick out what to wear

We started with Britney, so hopefully free
Deloused of her husband, her future to seize
In weeks she was crazy, all cracked out and bald
Her thousand-yard-stare boring holes through the walls

And then there was Paris, too stubborn to quit
Too rich and to spoiled to ever admit
Her place in the world was not such to be hailed
And keep her away from her stint in a jail

She was in, she was out, it was on every TV
It was reported much more than Ol’ Georgie McGee
The man in the White House who at the same time
Was asking for favors that were basically crimes

The summer was Lindsay’s, and her DUIs’
We learned to look out if we hear she may drive
After three stints in rehab she’s all good to go
Unless Christmas brings drifts of LA’s special snow

Movies were better, and albums okay
TV was great, but the writers went away
Drug use went up and privacy went down
Young girls got pregnant (is Jamie-Lynn around?)

Now it’s the time when the calendar turns
When we think back to all of those things that we learned
In a year filled with fear, with denial of truth
Self-examination feels somewhat uncouth

But the moment has ended, the change it is nigh
We can no longer care about who’s getting high
There’s an election a-comin’, and real things to do
Our obsession with fame will just have to be through

But for all that was wasted, at least it was light,
So good night to all, and to all a good night.

–Sara Tenenbaum

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What is WRONG with these girls?! (Or: Haha, “Spearminated”)

December 19, 2007 · 3 Comments

Two dumb bitches

So there I was last night, drunk and stoned, writing out longhand a story that’s been kicking around in my head for a few days (I spilled wine on my laptop last weekend and killed it, so I’m internet- and Microsoft Word-less at home. It feels a bit Little House on the Prarie-ish to write longhand, but without the candlelight), with E! on in the background because I was also kinda sketching out a big long end-of-2007 blog and needed to be able to keep my focus on stupid celebrities because, well… stoned.

While I was writing, I heard a “newscaster” announce breaking news. Sometimes E! Breaking News is genius (“Breaking news! Britney Spears buys a Fanta at Los Angeles gas station. Paparazzi are there to get pictures, don’t know what she’s doing out so late at night [which, btw TMZ, you do realize that just because it's dark doesn't mean it's late, right? The sun goes down at, like, 4:30 now]!”), so I put down my pen and picked up my joint and settled in to watch the trashtasticness. I had no idea.

“Breaking news!” some perkey brunette who was dressed totally inappropriately for newscasting announced, “Britney Spears’ 16 year old sister Jamie Lynn is pregnant!”

What?

“The pregnancy has been confirmed by Nickelodeon,” brunette chick continued, “who issued the following statement: ‘We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.’”

WHAT?!

And before I even knew it, the words had popped out of my mouth: “Oh, you dumb bitch.”

I promise, the statement isn’t as evil and mean as it looks on paper. I said it not with actual anger but with true exasperation. Because, people, I cannot fucking wrap my mind around all the stupid girls who are running around getting pregnant these days.

Now, pregnancy is a personal choice. Perhaps some of the people who seem to be getting knocked up by accident are actually planning for it (case and point: Christina Aguilera, who I definitly thought was carrying a mistake, recently revealed that she and her husband had indeed planned to get pregnant, they just didn’t realize it would happen so quickly), but it seems to me that Bush’s great legacy might be (aside from the failed Iraq war) finding a way to get almost all of the nation’s women to forget about birth control.

Is this what happens when you elect an evangelical, dangerously conservative president? We know he’s been fighting tooth and nail against Roe v. Wade as best he could for the past seven years, and we know he’s been less than forthcoming in compromising with the way sex education is taught in schools (read: absintance only, or nothing at all), but has he been putting something in the water to make otherwise intelligent (or hopefully intelligent girls) forget about condoms? About The Pill? I mean, The Pill changed an entire century, and once you’re sixteen you don’t need a parent to get it from a doctor. GO GET THE PILL, GIRLS!

I also understand that abortion is a very personal decision, and one that I’ve not had to struggle with myself. I understand that people regret it, that they don’t want to do it, or that they have moral and religious views that conflict with the act. That’s why abortion is a choice, and one that should be protected. But have these girls not considered what exactly having a child means? The years that it will consume, the years they want? I would not give my 20’s up for anything. I am having a great fucking time. I am having such a good time that I’m really quite sure that I don’t want the responisbility of raising a child and cutting back on my excessive drinking and drug use. One day I will have to cut back on those things; sometime later, when my job gets real (aka – I stop answering phones for money) and my life gets real (like, I get married and want children), and things change permanently. This decade is for being the most selfish, idiotic, childish adult I can be. It all ends in maturity, and maturity usually leads to babies. When I’m in the mood to slow down.

Jamie Lynn is going to have a 2 year old when she turns 18. She will have a babbysitter to watch her 5 year old on her 21st birthday. Her child will start kindergarten when she is 21 or 22, the same year that her friends will be starting new lives in new cities with new friends and a lot of new bars to frequent. Jamie Lynn won’t do any of this. When she’s 32 (to put that in perspective: Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron and Drew Barrymore are all 32), her daughter will be 16. And, judging by her family, probably knocked up.

Angelina being the exception, neither Charlize nor Drew are even married. Charlize has been in a serious relationship for a long time now, and Drew is still dating around. Jamie Lynn is not confirmed to even still be dating the guy who got her pregnant (E! is saying she’s 12 weeks along, so they could have broken up months ago), and is nowhere near emotionally mature enough raise children. I knew girls in high school who had serious emotional and substance abuse problems who managed to avoid getting pregnant until well out of college (some of those girls CONTINUE not to get pregnant.. gasp!). A 16 year old who can’t even manage to keep herself from getting knocked up has nowhere near the emotional and/or mental maturity to raise a child, whether she’s famous or not.

The illusion of maturity that comes with money can be seen both in Jamie Lynn and in her older sister. Britney obviously thought that, once married, she could handle being pregnant and raising kids without issue. She’s rich, after all; she can hire nannies, caretakers, mannies, bodyguards, the whole shebang. But she didn’t realize that babies aren’t just things that other people deal with for you; when the hired help goes home at night you still have to stop them from crying, walk them around the grounds to calm them down, feed them, comfort them, sing to them. You lose sleep, you lose the ability to go out with your friends, you become more closely watched by everyone because you’re a mommy. Your social life starts to quiet down, you find yourself with more home obligations that you *have* to take care of, no matter how much you don’t want to. That’s why most normal Americans spend quite a bit of time deciding whether or not and when to have a child. Your life changes.

So what is wrong with these girls? Why am I now hearing that Lily Allen is pregnant as well? More little girls having little babies… more parents who aren’t fit to take care of themselves, much less anyone else.

For all of the, like, 6 young girls who find this blog:

This is a link to Planned Parenthood. Go read about condoms, about birth control pills, about abortion. Educate yourself about your sexual health and the ways you can safely and morally prevent yourself from having children too young. We are no longer the stifled society we once were; learn about your body, learn about your options. Have sex, love sex (god knows most of us sexually active girls do), and practice SAFE sex. Safe sex isn’t just about not getting STDs, it’s about not getting pregnant if you don’t intend to.

To end on a lighter note, I will say this about the Jamie Lynn fiasco: it has brought a wonderful new word into our lexicons, “Spearminated.” Sweet.
–Sara Tenenbaum

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Dave Grohl Can Raise Your Hollywood Kids Better Than You

December 18, 2007 · Leave a Comment

From Page Six (via Jezebel):

HARD-partying rocker Dave Grohl, who’s had lifetimes of experience with booze and drugs, fashions himself an expert on how to avoid becoming a celebrity train wreck. “The kids now who are experiencing fame, money, paparazzi – they need to get their asses out of the nightclubs and have a barbecue with their [bleep]ing family once a week. It’s not rocket science,”

Thank you, Dave. Now, can you throw a barbeque for me? I’m havin’ a serious ribs craving.

 –Sara Tenenbaum

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Start the LOST Countdown…

December 18, 2007 · Leave a Comment

I find it almost impossible to talk/write/blog about LOST without turning into a quivering, unintelligible pile of fan goo, so I’m going to be brief:

LOST starts again (for at least 8 episodes.. c’mon, studios END THIS STRIKE!) on January 31. It is going to be fucking AWESOME:

“Rescuing you all is not our… primary objective.” EIEIEIEIEIEEEEE!!!!!!

–Sara Tenenbaum

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Skinny Bitch: A New BBC Documentary and the New, Possibly Universal Eating Disorder

December 14, 2007 · 1 Comment

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I kinda thought it’d be a cold day in hell when I used US Magazine for anything other than a source for pure sugary gossip, but turns out I was wrong. It’ll be about 53 degrees in DC today, and damned if US Magazine doesn’t have a really interesting story in the back of this issue.

The story has to do with a documentary made by the BBC called Super-Skinny Me: The Race To Size Zero. In the documentary, two young British women who are a US size 8 (UK size 12) use a combination of diets made famous by celebrity to see if they can drop to a US size 0 (UK size 4) in 6 weeks or less. The women are supervised by producers and nutritionists as they begin to follow a stricter exercise regime (that, not surprisingly, becomes more intense as the weeks go on), and start using such famous diets as the Master Cleanse (which is also known as the “Lemonade Diet” or “That Insane Diet of Water, Cayenne Pepper, Lemon Juice and Maple Syrup that Beyonce used for ‘Dreamgirls’”), the raw diet, the macrobiotic diet, and the generic “Steamed Fish and Vegetables” diet. One also took advantage of that good ol’ LA mainstay, the Colonic.

The two girls both succeeded in the dropping the weight. One of them, Katie Spicer (pictured above) — who admitted she’d had a tendency towards eating disorders in her teens which was never fully realized — quickly began restricting greatly, then began to binge, and soon began to purge. To their credit, the BBC producers and nutritionists immediately stopped her program when they found out about the purgeing and pulled her from the documentary, telling her she was developing bulimia and demanding she get help immediately. Spicer — in the article in US — said she’s still frustrated she wasn’t allowed to complete the film, and maintains that she knew what she was doing and knew that she was on a dangerous path… but that she was in control. Once again, good on the BBC for knowing that eating disorders are dangerous and those who are developing them can never be trusted with their own health.

But the most interesting and revealing part of this article — beyond how incredibly disturbing the documentary is in both premise and execution, which (thankfully) seems to be the BBC’s point — is what both of the women said about their lives now after filming. Both have gained back most or all of the weight they lost (yay!), and both continue their mostly-new exercise regimes, and both are suddenly much more interested in eating “healthily.”

It’s the eating “healthily” part that made me sit up and take notice. Most of what they mention as part of their new healthy diets — fish, vegetables, less frying more steaming, lean protien, less sweets, etc. — come recommended on almost a daily basis to both the American and British publics (England is another country that is very much struggling with a national weight problem). But their new commitment to new, more restricted diets in light of the extreme exercise they just participated in sheds light, I think, on a more pervasive and terrifying eating disorder that is developing among most girls and young women (and older women too, don’t get me wrong) today: health obsession and nutritional anorexia.

Neither of those terms is clinical. I’m sure that doctors know more about this on me; what follows is largely anecdotal. But I’m sure many, many of you girls will recognize these symptoms in some — even many — of your friends, and maybe even in yourself.

I knew a girl in college who was a beautiful, smart girl. She loved running — usually ran twice a day for about an hour each time, either outside or in the gym — and was very, very picky about her food. There were a lot of salads, a lot of vegetables. Lots of skinless chicken and fish. Very little red meat, and while she certainly wasn’t afraid of bread or pasta, any carbohydrate was accompanied by something that could arguably make it “healthier” — like flax seed oil instead of olive oil in her pesto. She also had an intense vitamin regime, and while she loved to drink (not a binge drinker, just a college student), she was very careful about “cleansing” her body the next day, usually through some kind of detox tea followed by a couple diuretics to get the extra toxic water out. I envied her calves for all three years that I knew her. She, while a bit thick and flabby around the belly, was in excellent shape.

It became clear to me after about a year of knowing her well that this was not just a diet or a dietary preference — it was an eating disorder. We were both part of the same campus organization (because this blog contains my real name, and there’s a possibility she or people we both knew could find it, I’m opting to leave out as many details as possible both for the sake of her anonymity and because I am not a doctor and I do not want her to feel I am labeling her incorrectly — I am simply stating my observations and the impression they left on me, and the worry they caused me), and when that organization had functions or celebrations that had us eating out in restaurants she could become very finicky and hard to please. Numerous special requests would be sent to the chefs, and concerns about butter and salt would come to the fore. She loved sweets and deserts, but eating them in restaurants made her restless, and after indulging she would talk about going to the gym.

I want to be clear: she was NOT anorexic or bulimic. I don’t beleive she ever binged and purged (we all binged from time to time, especially during stressful late night sessions associated with this organization, but I never once saw any behavior that would indicate she was purging), and I never saw her restricting her caloric intake severely. What she would do, though, was avoid high-calorie or even mid-calorie foods under the guise of being “healthy.” She had many appointments with the school nutritionist, and was often reading about new health trends in magazines. What she restricted was how much real food made it past her lips, opting for the soy substitute for just about anything soy could sub for, because it would have less fat, less calories, less salt, less sugar.

The more I look around, the more I see young women learning this kind of behavior from parents and older siblings, and the more I see them synthesizing it as both normal and healthy behavior. You’re just looking out for your body! Eating more protien, less fat, less salt, less sugar, less carbs; you’re helping. Keep out the natural toxins. Skim milk is good for you; margarine is good for you; butter and cream and the devil. Only to be indulged in minimally at holiday time.

Except this isn’t necessarily true. Yes, everything in moderation (and I’m not Paula Deen — I love me some butter, but I’m not going to put half a pound into everything I cook. I also fucking love salad and all things vegetable), but there are things we get from fatty foods that we desperately need. Take, for instance, the fats found in whole milk and butter. The majority of those fats contain Omega-3 Fatty Acids, which are absolutely integral to brain growth; they coat brain cells, protecting them from damage caused by other things we partake in our lives, from the chemicals in some foods to the damage done by drinking. Since brain cells cannot regenerate, the protection of the ones we have is paramount. Omega-3’s also encourage the growth and maturation of brain cells, literally making us smarter people.

Likewise, non-trans fats provide important energy for the body to use when we aren’t eating, and if Americans ate like the rest of the world — in smaller portions, 3-5 small meals a day — those fats would come in very handy for keeping our energy consistent throughout the day.

Moreover, the ability to eat real food without freaking out about our health would allow us to once again act like real human beings. We eat to survive, yes, but one of the most laudable things about our collective civilization (on every continent, in every culture) is that we’ve made something we need to do into something we like to do. To be part of the new health-obsessed culture is to deny the pleasures of Creme Brulee, or Steak Au Poivre, or quiche. Food is good. We eat it because we need it, but we also eat it because it tastes good and we have learned to do wonderful things with it. The new disorder that so many young women are falling prey to is the first step in robbing our lives of all its sensual pleasures; already we’re told not to actually take pleasure in sex because that makes us sluts, or dirty, or that we’re going to get diseases and die. To rob us of life’s two greates pleasures, eating and sex? How terrible! Also, it is worth it to note that the stigmas attached to eating and sex are almost exclusively applied to women. Men can eat and fuck all they want; if a woman does either (much less both), something is wrong with her.

Frederic Fellini once said, “Never trust a woman who doesn’t like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed.” It is important that we remember that we do not lose the right to enjoy both food and sensuality just because the world wants us to be stick thin and vapid. And while it is noble to strive for health, it is both degrading and dangerous to give into the obsessions we are developing over food, what’s in it, what isn’t, and what should or shouldn’t go into our bodies.

–Sara Tenenbaum

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Merry Ol’ England

December 2, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Hey folks. After some spending and some thought, I made the decision to take a much-needed vacation. I’m in London right now, with limited internet access (the wireless in the hostel just doesn’t fucking work), so there will be little to no blogging for the next week or so. The week will be spent in Amsterdam, so shout if you’re over there and want to get some, er, coffee. I’ll be back in London next weekend, and then back in the states, where vaguely relevant posting will resume as normal. In the meantime, I’m taking some time off from life.

Cheers!

–Sara Tenenbaum

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