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Down in the Mall, We Will Abide

November 30, 2007 · 1 Comment

What do you think about the mall? It’s often a necessary beast (where else can I find pretzels, lingere, makeup and a cell phone cover within 100 feet of each other?), especially if you (like me) are a fan of department stores. It is the suburban-white-kid-first-job right of passage (hey, even I worked at the mall for my first summer job). It’s a meeting spot for young people with blossoming social circles, and often the only place your parents will let you hang out with your friends alone. It’s where you learn to shoplift, and where you learn to bargain hunt. It also gives me a headache within 30 seconds of setting foot inside its colossal walls, and is home to some of the most horrific shopping experiences anyone can imagine (Black Friday, I’m talking to you).

Which is why this is great. For reasons both spectacular and utterly insane, Minneapolis journalist Matt Snyder decided to spend one full week in the Mall of America (the second biggest mall in North America) and document the experience. His criteria are as follows:

I was not to leave the building for any amount of time during open hours.
I was to at least step foot in every one of the mall’s 520-plus stores.
I was required to sleep a minimum of one night in the mall. Somehow.
No outside food, water, or alcohol. Everything consumed must be purchased onsite.
No iPod or other distractions allowed.
No poking fun at the mall’s Santa Clauses.
Not even the one that kind of looks like a pedophile.

The article is, as you would expect, both hilarious and horrifying, and I highly recommend you read it. But if you don’t have the time, here are some truly interesting snippets gleaned from Mr. Snyder’s work:

1. The Mall of America does not use any electricity for heat:

was excited to discover from mall officials that there’s no need to heat the building. The skylights above the sprawling amusement park in the mall’s core provide warmth via the greenhouse effect. In addition, the body heat emitted from the teeming hordes of shoppers—typically 100,000 or so per day—keep the temp at a balmy 70 degrees even on cloudy days.

Mr. Snyder is grossed out by the idea of body heat when he thinks about it for too long but really, people… it’s just body heat. We all have it. It’s not like it smells.

2. The Mall of America houses the world’s largest underground aquarium (1.2 million gallons)

3. There used to be a store in the Mall of America that rented out private rooms for 70 minutes so you could take a nap. I wonder how many people had sex in these rooms? Kinda makes me a little glad it’s closed now.

4. Kiosk workers in the MoA disproportionatly hail from Russia and Israel. Hm.

The whole article is actually hilarious and interesting. A mall might give you a headache in mere minutes, but Mr. Snyder has just proved that in a week it can drive you completely insane.

–Sara Tenenbaum

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MySpace Kills

November 29, 2007 · Leave a Comment

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How many of you have heard of Megan Meiers? Perhaps more, now that The New York Times has started covering the story, but the real credit for this one goes to Jezebel who have been covering this with the appropriate amount of scorn, outrage and sense of injustice since the story itself broke. Who is Megan Meiers, and why should I care? do you ask? Well, read on.

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All The Poppycock: Someone Else Explains the WGA Strike

November 25, 2007 · 2 Comments

Another day, another extremely clear explanation of the WGA strike that continues on. This time, the info comes from Robert Ben Garant, who you may know best as Travis Jr. from “Reno 911.” I don’t need to comment here; the explanation is so fantastic it more than speaks for itself. But I can’t stress it enough, people: SUPPORT THE STRIKE!

[important sections bolded for your convenience]

My name is Robert Ben Garant. I am a screenwriter. You may just know me as Travis Junior, the guy who gets hurt a lot on Reno 911!. But I also write Reno 911!, and I have written a few movies.

The WGA (Writers Guild of America) is my union.

There is a lot of misinformation out there about the Writers’ Strike. This is no coincidence. The corporations who run the news (NEWSCORP, VIACOM, etc.) are the very people we are striking against.

I wanted to set a few things straight:

WHAT WE ARE ASKING FOR: Our contract with the studios is up. The old contract gives us 4 cents per every DVD sold. The studios make about 17 bucks profit per DVD. We get 4 cents. We were asking for 8 cents per DVD. (For the record, the Chinese companies that package DVDs get about 60 cents per DVD.)

We are also asking for — and this is the big one — the same cut for every movie and TV show that you download off the Internet.

The studios have told us that they will not give us that. The studios want to keep the DVD rate at 4 cents, and give us NOTHING for every time you watch a movie off the Internet.

I think we all know, within a few years, people will download movies more than they buy DVDs, maybe more than they watch reruns on TV. I know I do. I watched Lost off iTunes. They cost $1.99 per episode then they have commercials anyway.

The studios say they don’t know how much money they’re making off the Internet, so they can’t pay us. Poppycock. They’re making $1.99 per show, plus what they get from the advertisers.

I want to set the record straight on some other stuff, too:

MISINFORMATION: “Most Hollywood writers make 200 grand a year.” Poppycock. Most writers are middle class. There are about 40 writers who make that kind of money. The union has 12,000 other members, who don’t make anywhere near that.

A friend of mine is a staff writer for a very big late night talk show. He has enough money saved up to last about two months. He will have to sell his house, if the strike goes on longer than that. His house is not a mansion. It is a one-bedroom in Burbank.

MISINFORMATION: “The writers wanted this strike. They’re causing all this economic hardship in LA.” Poppycock. No writer wanted this strike. We want to work. But the studios ARE NOT EVEN NEGOTIATING WITH US. THEY WON’T EVEN TALK TO US.

The Studios told the WGA that they would NOT EVEN NEGOTIATE until we stopped asking for 8 cents on every DVD.

So, on the Sunday before the strike, the WGA stopped asking for 8 cents. We took that off the table, and went back down to 4 cents per DVD. THE STUDIOS STILL REFUSE TO TALK TO US.

They won’t even negotiate until we accept their offer for the Internet. Their offer for the Internet is: NOTHING. No money at all.

My union wants to work, but we would be CRAZY to accept a contract that says THEY GET TO USE OUR WORK FOR FREE ON THE INTERNET. The Internet is the future.

Screenwriters and TV writers live on residuals. We are not on salary. We are all self-employed. Our only insurance comes from the union. If our union is finished, so are we.

We live from job to job. It is the residuals that get writers through from job to job.

I have heard people say things like: “Well, I make staplers, I don’t get paid every time someone staples something.”

That is true. But you don’t make ONE stapler, sell it, then — after people staple with it for a while — and IF people like it, they call you in, interview you, and maybe hire you to make another stapler.

And the next stapler you make can’t be like the last stapler you made at all.

That is what writing is like.

Successful shows make TONS of money — millions on millions — for the networks. And the writer, who created this successful money machine, gets a tiny piece, ever time a show airs. (I have never gotten one of those for “Reno.” “Reno” is non-union.)

Back in the Golden Age of TV, the guys who wrote “I Love Lucy” got paid a fee to write it, then they never got a residual. For 50 years, the networks made MILLIONS off of those “Lucy” episodes, and the writer never got another penny. We can’t go back to that. And that is what the studios want us to do.

Now, I’m not crying poverty. Since I left Farragut in 1988, I have been really lucky, going from cable to features, and back and forth. Most writers get about one writing job a year — no matter how good they are.

This Union, like all Unions, is here to protect the little guys from being crushed by the mega-corporations.

The Studios want 100% of the pie — and that is not fair. The fat cats on the top, the Rupert Murdocks and the Sumner Redstones are making more money than they ever have.

We’re fighting for everybody: writers, actors, directors (because they will get stuck with this deal, if we cave in.) And we’re fighting for all writers in the future.

That is why I am striking. We are striking for our future.

Thanks, everybody, for listening to my side of this.

And you all should know, this strike might go on for quite a while. The studios aren’t even talking to us yet. Oh, and people ask me: WHAT CAN I DO TO SUPPORT THE WRITERS.

Simple: Don’t download movies or TV. I’m not. … and I still haven’t seen season 6 of The Sopranos yet.

Robert Ben Garant, Reno S.D., WGA.

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I Never Asked For Your Crutch, Now Don’t Ask For Mine: “I’m Not There”

November 25, 2007 · 1 Comment

Cate is Jude Quinn

Cate Blanchett is Bob Dylan. So is Heath Ledger, Christian Bale, Marcus Carl Franklin and Richard Gere. Alongside them is Charlotte Gainsburogh as wife Sara, and Julianne Moore as Joan Baez. Of course, no one is named Joan or Sara, or Bob. There’s a Robbie (that’d be Heath), but he’s a movie star; he only plays a singer. No one is who they seem to be, and yet everyone is clearly who they are. What is going on here?

That’s the question reviewers have been asking, the question I’ve been scorning and ignoring as I’ve waited to see Todd Haynes’ newest, most ambitious film, “I’m Not There.” Subtitled “Inspired by the many lives and the time of Bob Dylan,” it is at once a dedicated recouting of Bob Dylan’s biography, and a whimiscal cut-and-paste attempt to capture what was probably one of the most hechtic lives lived at the most hechtic time of our century. I have been waiting for this movie since the first hints about its existence began to dribble onto the internet; my interest reached peak frenzy many months ago when a minute-and-a-half long clip of Cate Blanchett (who plays Dylan at perhaps his most iconic) leaked onto YouTube. Wednesday morning began with frantic emails between me and a friend about the soonest show that was playing after work. There was no question about my Wednesday night plans, and I was so completely floored and delighted at the end of the film that it’s taken me four days to be able to verbalize it.

There are six Dylans in this movie, played by five actors and one actress, and only four easily recognized names. The names you perhaps haven’t heard as much about are Marcus Carl Franklin, a fourteen year old black actor who has previously appeared in “Law and Order” and is also going to be in the Michel Gondry-directed, Jack Black and Mos Def-starring comedy “Be Kind, Rewind” (the trailer for which aired before “Southland Tales” and looks awesome) in 2008, but who you can expect to see much, much more of. Marcus plays Woody, the young Dylan who idolized Woody Guthrie enough to travel around the country until he found him, paralyzed and miserable in a hospital as he died of Huntington’s disease, a genetic disease that also killed his mother. Dylan spoke rarely about his visit to see the dying folk legend, but the impression it left on him is obvious, and Franklin plays that scene — which is beautifully included in the film — with such panache and subtlety it’s hard to believe he just entered his adolescence. His Woody is brash and boastful, with the fingerpicking skills to back it up. He is, without exaggeration, extraordinary.

The second less-known name is Ben Whishaw, who starred in last year’s “Perfume” and is actually only featured here in little intervierw bits and pieces. He plays Arthur (named after Arthur Rimbauld, one of Dylan’s favorite poets), who is interviewed by an unknown panel which are vaguely governmental, and his work — like Blanchett’s — is shot in black and white with the iconic finger-in-socket hairdo that Dylan sported around the mid-Sixties. His talent may have been squandered a bit by giving him so little to do, but his dry witticisms thrown in the face of his interviewers (and us, the audience) are moments of acidic brilliance dripped sparingly over the film like a fine vinagrette.

The other four names we know, and know well: Heath Ledger, Richard Gere, Christian Bale, Cate Blanchett. Ledger, thankfully, plays Robbie, the aforementioned movie star. He plays Dylan (or, rather, some kind of Dylan-James Dean-Marlon Brando hybrid; the kind of exaggeration Hollywood has always been prone to) in a movie, on the set of which he meets Claire, played beautifully by Charlotte Gainsborough, the fictional counterpart for Dylan’s real-life-wife Sara. Robbie is only the romantic side of Dylan — it follows his life with Claire as he falls in love with her, marries her, has children with her, cheats on her relentlessly, grows more conscious of public life, and eventually loses her. Ledger’s performance is more subtle than I’ve seen from him in the past, though not quite up to “Brokeback” caliber; he has been handed a difficult role, to be sure, and he is one of the people who doesn’t aim so much for a Dylan impression as an interpretation. But how weak or strong his performance is compared to the other Dylans is moot — he fills his place, and fills it well, fleshing out an emotional side of Dylan that many of us probably never truly believed existed.

Richard Gere is spectacular, and bless his heart he is getting the most criticism for his story. Gere plays Billy, the aged and secluded Dylan, both the one who shot “Pat Garrett & Billy The Kid” and the one who went into hiding after his 1966 nearly-fatal motorcycle accident to figure out who the hell he was. Billy lives in an old-west town called Riddle (there are no incidental names here), which looks like it walked straight out of the HBO series “Carnivale” — all circus-like dustbowl characters with top hats and long brocade coats. To say more is pointless — Billy’s storyline is in one way germaine to nothing and in another germaine to everything. It is, without a doubt, the most discussd part of movie as most reviewers seem to really dislike it. I disagree; I thought it made perfect sense in the movie, and I thought it showed something that we don’t always see in Dylan.

Christian Bale is the only actor blessed with two parts of Dylan’s life to portray, and he does both of them masterfully. Both are named Jack Rollins (a tribute, perhaps, to Ramblin’ Jack Elliott, one of Dylan’s biggest influences), and we meet the him for the first time during Dylan’s Folk God time; 1963 and 1964, when he played SNCC rallies and Newport Folk Festivals to crowds of enraptured teenagers, before he picked up an electric guitar and turned against him. 1964-Jack is done perfectly by Bale, who gives an interview on television while clinging to his guitar like a life preserver. He also gives us a beautiful recreation of Dylan’s moment singing “The Lonesome Death of Hattie Caroll” for a field-full of black migrant workers at a SNCC rally in 1963 (here’s a surprise: Christian Bale can both sing, and play). Then he disappears, letting Cate take over with her era as Jude Quinn, before reappearing for a moment later on as Preacher Jack Rollins, who has rejected the life rock and roll gave him in favor of service to the Lord (again, there is another wonderful song performed here, and for all those who are skeptical, while Dylan never became a preacher, he did become a Christan later in life).

And it is the last, not the least, who steals the show. Cate Blanchett has always teased us with glimpses of her extensive talent; she won, quite deservedly, an Oscar for her role in “Elizabeth,” and she is consistently well-reviewed in her films. But here Cate has given us a master performance that will be difficult to overcome, or even escape. She is, to understate it, magnificent. Her character, Jude Quinn (as in “The Mighty Quinn”) is Dylan at easily his most iconic — the frizz-haired, frayed-nerves Dylan who turned on an electric guitar at the 1965 Newport Folk Festival and promptly tore the entire folk world into shreds (the adaptation of that moment in “I’m Not There” is hilarious; alone worth the price of admission). She is the prophet, the poet, and the speed freak that Dylan became as he spiraled swiftly down the self-destructive path that led to his motorcycle accident in 1966, Blonde on Blonde in 1967, and the “death” of the old Dylan to birth the man we knew from “Blood on the Tracks” on out (it is no coincidence that Jude Quinn’s first appearance is in the first five seconds of the film on an autopsy table). Moreover, her performance is not an imitation — she has somehow channeled Dylan, and while her voice and her eyes and her head ticks are perfect, her performance seems not to come from her brain, but from her muscles. You quickly forget she is a woman; you quickly forget she is an actor. Her presence is magentic, her performance is electric; as Dana Stevens wrote in her review of the film, “Before, I thought of Cate Blanchett as a beautiful and gifted actress. After this crush-inducing performance, I’m seriously considering flying to Australia to stalk her.”

I agree. I also say that if Cate doesn’t win some kind of Oscar for this (I’d give her Lead Actress myself, but I’m not the academy) I’m not seeing another movie again, ever.

But ultimately the honors and accolades really go to Todd Haynes. His film past is speckled; “Velvet Goldmine” was alright, if a little thin, and frankly I can’t say I’ve seen anything else of his, though I understand “Far From Heaven” is pretty good. “I’m Not There” is genius, however; it is rare that I ever think this after a film, but there was not a single moment of his movie that was in any way disappointing. Critics like Anthony Lane have slammed the movie for not having a traditionally organized timeline — time in “I’m Not There” is spatial, not linear, with characters from all eras appearing side-by-side to tell an emotional, not chronological, story — but they are exaggerating the film’s difficulty and being stubborn about what a movie “is.” I never had any trouble following the film, or its characters, especially after the halfway point, by which time all the actors had familiarized themselves to me.

This movie could easily be this year’s Oscar darkhorse, a smaller film that is getting (deservedly) a ton of buzz. I can’t imagine that the major studio productions that are about to be released can honestly top it — “I’m Not There” is a film made out of love, with love, for and about a man loved and admired by millions. It succeeds where all other Dylan movies fail because it doesn’t really try to understand Dylan. It presents him as he was, a series of characters for our amusement and fascination; we don’t know who he really is, we will never know who he really is. Sometimes I wonder if Dylan even knows who he really is. He has always been the wandering minstrel upon whom we have imposed our dreams, fantasies and nightmares; “I’m Not There” is a collection of those images held up for us to see, a reflection of the audience more than of the man who made the music. As Dylan once accused (and as Jude accuses in this film), “You only want me to say what you want me to say.” With “I’m Not There,” we’re starting to listen.

–Sara Tenenbaum

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Weed Will Save The World

November 21, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Scientists have discovered yet another compoud in marijuana that will do amazing things for cancer patients. This time, they have distilled cannabidiol (CBD) and found that it actually stops the aggressive spread of cancer — so far it has been proven in cases of both brain and breast cancer:

Researchers are hopeful that a compound found in cannabis called cannabidiol (CBD) could be a non-toxic alternative to chemotherapy. Unlike cannabis, CBD doesn’t give users a ‘high’ and it is not illegal.

CBD works by blocking the activity of a gene called Id-1 which is believed to be responsible for the aggressive spread of cancer cells away from the original tumour site creating what are known as ’secondaries’.

Work has already shown CBD can block aggressive human brain cancers. The new research found CBD had a similar effect on breast cancer cells in the lab.

Lead researcher Dr Sean McAllister of The California Pacific Medical Centre Research Institute team said: “Right now we have a limited range of options in treating aggressive forms of cancer.

“Those treatments, such as chemotherapy, can be effective but they can also be extremely toxic and difficult for patients.

“This compound offers the hope of a non-toxic therapy that could achieve the same results without any of the painful side effects.”

[snip]

“Several cancer drugs based on plant chemicals are already used widely, such as vincristine – which is derived from a type of flower called Madagascar Periwinkle and is used to treat breast and lung cancer. It will be interesting to see whether CBD will join them.”

The article, which is in the Daily Mail UK, points out that smoking weed does not provide the user with any decent dose of CBD as the compound is not found in the leaves, and must be extracted and distilled before it can be made into a strong enough dose to prove effective. But to know that it may be able to do the same work as chemotherapy without the poisonous side effects is wonderful news.

I have said it before and I will said it again: weed is not usually a dangerous drug. In the hands of scientists and doctors it can be made into incredible medicines; in the hands of ailing people it becomes a painkiller and appetite stimulant that is unmatched (the only more powerful painkillers are narcotics, opiates… highly addictive and very dangerous in amateur hands); in the hands of normal, responsible humans it is less dangerous and less impairing than alochol. The stigma that Americans — or even Westerners in general — have built around marijuana continues to harm our society by taking a drug that is used by huge percentages of Americans and making it an un-regulated tabboo. Can you imagine if we legalized and taught people how to use it responsibly? If that legalization could lead to hundereds of new medicines and treatments?

Legalize it — don’t criticize it.

–Sara Tenenbaum

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Truth and Consequences

November 21, 2007 · Leave a Comment

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This is from I Can Has Cheezburger, a site that is usually filled with lighthearted and funny pictures of cats with weird and hilarious captions.

This is one instance where something funny is reminding us of something scary, and scarily real. Be green, peeps. It’s not so hard.

–Sara Tenenbaum

Categories: awesome · climate change · environment · humor · internets
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No One Wants to Talk to You Anyway, Heather

November 21, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Heather Mills stays classy

Heather Mills is a dumb bitch; I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. But now that means that she’s not going to talk to me! Heather’s publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, is as crazy as she is and has just announced that Heather will no longer talk to people of the press who make fun of her:

RAT-milk maven Heather Mills and her batty new mouthpiece, Michele Elyzabeth, are on a rampage, swearing to permanently cut off any news media outlet that dares make fun of Mills.

“Heather married Paul McCartney, period. It’s not going away. And during this divorce they [the media] will need access and are not going to get it,” Elyzabeth told Page Six yesterday. “They are [bleep]holes. There are limits and they make fun of her. They’ve crossed the line.”

Elyzabeth – who has taken to videoblogging about McCartney’s peg-legged ex with her flamboyant hairdressing friend, David Paul, and her lapdog, Bijou – said her latest beef is over the way some news organizations covered a statement Mills made Sunday in London’s Hyde Park.

Mills, a militant vegan, urged people to try drinking milk from rats and dogs instead of cows, innocent beasts she feels are being exploited by humans. She spouted at the park’s Speakers Corner, “There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don’t we try drinking rats’ milk and dogs’ milk?” Some in the media immediately went in for the kill, calling Mills crazy.

“She was joking about the rats,” said Elyzabeth. “But she was serious about the milk. It is very bad for people, especially children. A cow can only give so much.” She said Mills was “furious” over the way the rat story was reported: “She told me, ‘You can only take so much, then you become numb. Everything I do, people take it apart.’ ”

Elyzabeth and Mills are so angry, they’ve already cut off communication with some news outlets. “They want to make fun of her? Now CBS is out. ‘Inside Edition,’ out. Most British press, including the Daily Mirror and The Mail, out,” Elyzabeth declared. Mills stormed out of an LBC radio interview in London earlier in the day on Sunday, because she apparently didn’t like the line of questioning there, either. “Believe me, all these outlets will be sorry,” said Elyzabeth, a former spa owner with a thick French accent. “It’s good for me because I’m saving time by cutting them out of my schedule. A bunch of them are idiots, somebody should shut them up.”

Elyzabeth, who has had her own sanity questioned for staunchly defending Mills, said, “I’m so happy doing this, I’ll take what comes my way. They want to take me down? I’ll take them down with me.”

I love that little nugget in the final graf: “Elyzabeth, who has had her own sanity questioned for staunchly defending Mills…” GOD, they women are just too much. First of all, Heather, no one wants to talk to you. It’s not like you were crusading for the vegan cause before your divorce — that’s right, she was fucking silent at Paul’s side for those brief two or three years — nor, are you LINDA who was much beloved by all (especially Paul). Also: No one wants to talk to you! No one cares what you have to say! All people want is for you to take a fucking divorce settlement and go away already! You are not interesting, you are not intelligent, and you are not worth my time.

It’ll be interesting to see where Ms. Mills pops up in the press from here on out. Probably not in a lot of places — I can’t imagine who would want to talk to her without making fun of her. Does she really serve any other purpose?

That picture, by the way, is from Heather’s glamour model days. Claassssssy.

–Sara Tenenbaum

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School of Rock — Literally?

November 20, 2007 · 1 Comment

Brian May, Proffessor

File this under “Things I Didn’t Know About British Rock Stars”: Brian May, known to most of us as the huge-haired guitarist from Queen (who, I admit, is one of my favorite bands) has been appointed the Chancellor of Liverpool John Moores Univeristy, a university in Liverpool, England (Beatles, what?) formed in 1992 out of the remains of Liverpool Polytechnic. As unexpected as it is to hear that a rock star will start running a college, it’s even more unexpected to hear his qualifications: Brian May has a PhD in astrophysics:

May completed his doctorate in astrophysics earlier this year. He was awarded his qualification by Imperial College London.

He was an astrophysics student at Imperial College when he joined Freddie Mercury and Roger Taylor to form Queen in 1970, but dropped his doctorate as the glam rock band became more successful.

May is the co-author of “Bang! The Complete History of the Universe,” which was published last year.

Holy shit! I had no idea he was so smart. Good on ya, May! Also: Please teach me how to be a rock start. Kthx, bai!

–Sara Tenenbaum

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Plucky British Women are Plucky At Every Age

November 20, 2007 · Leave a Comment

The Telegraph UK

This lovely woman pictured above is 102 years old, and she is about to be featured in all her winkly glory in a nude calendar spread:

Nora Hardwick, who was born in 1905, posed as Miss November behind the bar of the Ermine Way pub in Ancaster, Lincolnshire, for a charity calendar to raise funds for the local team, Ancaster Athletic.

Mrs Hardwick said: “It was all very tastefully done”

“They draped a bit of pink cloth around my shoulders, but at my age I just don’t have the model body to be taking it all off,” she said.

I disagree, Mrs. Hardwick! I think you most certainly have the body to be taking it all off — you’ve got the body that God gave you, a body that (if my math is right) has seen an entire century worth of changes and seems to have made it through well enough to be featured in all its natural glory! Hurrah, Mrs. Hardwick, for reminding us that beauty can be far more potent when it’s not just how your body looks, but how great your spirit is.

–Sara Tenenbaum

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Writer’s Strike: NBC Will Not Fire Crew/Writers Of Late Night Shows

November 16, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Conan, my man

Huzzah! Perhaps learning from the incredible backlash in the wake of the news that the entire crew of “The Office” was fired after the final episode of the show was filmed, NBC announced that it would not be firing the writers and crews of its late night talk shows:

Late-night staffers at NBC will not be laid off at the end of the week and will be paid for at least another two weeks, a network spokesperson confirmed Thursday. The news comes as David Letterman’s production company, Worldwide Pants, confirmed Wednesday’s story that the nonwriting staff for the Letterman’s and Craig Ferguson’s late-night shows on CBS will get paid on a sliding scale at least through the end of the year.

An NBC spokesperson said nonwriting staffers of all three of its late-night shows — The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Late Night with Conan O’Brien and Last Call with Carson Daly — will not be laid off at the end of this week, as originally considered.

Meanwhile, a Worldwide Pants spokesperson confirmed that lower-salaried employees of its two late-night shows will be fully paid, while higher-salaried staffers will get at least a percentage of their paychecks.

Of course, Worldwide Pants’ decision to keep paying its employees (which really means that Letterman is dipping into his own, and I’m sure quite vast, fortune) is not universal on the late night circuit — no other show has announced this kind of support. But it’s good to know that some of the networks have a bit of perspective in this time. The firing of “The Office” staff was clearly a move to try to put pressure on the WGA to cave and get back to writing. DO NOT LET THE NETWORKS UNFAIRLY PUNISH THOSE WHO ARE NOT STRIKING TO HARM THOSE WHO ARE.

Writers have rights, writers have needs, and if you write for television that *does not* mean you are writing regularly for a hit TV show. It is hard to be a writer at all, harder to be a writer in Hollywood, and hard to get paid for your writing in any way that can sustain you (to wit: I have worked at six different publications in the past five years and have been paid TWICE for freelance work. That’s right — out of hundreds of hours of work, I have been paid only TWICE for my writing, and I don’t even write for television). Sign The Petition To Support The WGA Strike. It’s important.

And check out my post from yesterday about ABC, LOST and the new mobisodes. Remember: If ABC struck this deal, then it undermines the greater studio position. Pay writers for internet downloads and streaming. Just. Fucking. Do. It.

–Sara Tenenbaum

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